Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?  What about those long & boring conference calls?  Here is a way to change all of that!!!  HOW TO PLAY:  Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar or phone call.  When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

 
Synergy
Strategic Fit
Gap Analysis
Best Practice
Bottom Line
Revisit
Bandwidth
Hardball
Out of the Loop
Benchmark
Value-Added
Proactive
Win-Win
Think Outside the Box
Fast Track
Result-Driven
Empower or Empowerment
Knowledge Base
Total Quality or Quality Driven
Touch Base
Mindset
Client Focus(ed)
Ball Park
Game Plan
Leverage

 
Testimonials from satisfied Players:
  • I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won! – Jack W., Boston
  • My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically. – David D., Florid
  • What a gas!  Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win. – Bill R., New York City
  • The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box.– Ben G., Denver
  • The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed “Bullshit!” for the third time in 2 hours. – Kathleen L., Atlanta 
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