One Line'rs

  • We're not happy till you're not happy. (FAA Denver FSDO)

  • You can buy better, but you can't pay more for it. (Rick Hosker)

  • In America, anyone can become president. That's the risk you take. (A. Stevenson)

  • If you ain't Dutch, you ain't mutch. (Author Unknown)

  • Work, Exercise, Relax ... Pick Two (Life after a heart attack)
  • Don't force it, get a bigger hammer. (Author Unknown)
  • If a litte bit is good, too much is just right. (Jim Green)
  • Jan:  The trees seem alot prettier this year.  Ken:  That's because we don't have to rake them.
  • It sure makes for a long day when you get to work on-time. (Bill Shepard)
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